Bug
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java.lang.NullPointerException |
Bug foi desenvolvido pelo setor de R&D da Microsoft, e por isso ele pode conter:
Slowdowns, Travamentos, Incompatibilidade com qualquer browser exceto uma edição obscura do Internet Explorer, Consumo excessivo de RAM, tela de Falha da Proteção Geral que fecha seguramente a pagina, Tela Azul da Morte,que fecha a pagina de qualquer jeito e partes "emprestadas" do OS/2 e Mac OS. Para ajuda, acesse o Centro de Ajuda e Suporte da Microsoft.
Aviso: Este artigo é melhor visualizado com o Microsoft Internet Explorer Mozilla Firefox.
Ocorreu uma exceção em v xD 
Ruindows sobre Bug
Esse programa executou uma operação ilegal e deverá ser fechado
Ruindows sobre Bug
EuUxX gOoxXthU DuUxX bAhrUhLhinHuXxX dUuXx BuGxX dUH WinDuXx xD!
Emo sobre Bug
Putaqueopariu!!!!!!!!!!!
Você sobre perder sua monografia sobre golfinhos from hell chupadores de caqui
Olha a boca filho!!
Sua Mãe sobre frase acima
Mas foi essa Merda de Bug!
Você sobre justificativa para sua Mãe
Essa porra de Bug é uma merda mesmo, eu tava jogando paciência quando o filho da puta deu Bug e fechou o caralho do jogo que eu estava fazendo uma pontuação alta pra caralho!
Sua Mãe sobre Bug no jogo de paciência
Eu não uso sistema operacional, não tenho esses problemas!
Chuck Norris sobre Bug
Como Edward Scizor Hands toca umazinha?
Alguém sobre ...
Acredite, ele já tentou
Edward Scizor Hands's dick sobre ...
Este erro de sistema vai causar altas confusões, num clima de total azaração, e quando essa turminha resolver olhar para a tela do fantástico computador, o windows já terá se auto-destruido e causado problemas que até Deus duvida
Narrador da Sessão da Tarde sobre Bug
You don't have any data in your memory card
Playstation sobre Final Fantasy X
CARALHOOOO! NÃO!!!! NA ÚLTIMA FASE NÃO!
Você sobre frase acima
Technologic, technologic!
Daft Punk sobre Bug
O Orkut não dá bug
Caozeiro mór sobre Orkut
Você traiu o movimento 3.11, véio!
Dado Dolabella sobre Bug
Foi o cão quem butô pra nóis bebê!
Jeremias sobre beber com o programador
Isso já faz parte do cotidiano das pessoas digitalizadas
Nerd sobre Bug
Já soquei, chutei e sacudi...Mas o refrigerante nao desceu!!
Você sobre Bug na máquina de refrigerantes
A culpa não é minha
Programador burro sobre bug
Você está demitido!
Administrador Malvado sobre Programador Burro
Você está demitido!
Roberto Justus sobre Administrador Malvado
Você está demitido!
Donald Trump sobre Roberto Justus
Você está demitido!
Deus sobre Donald Trump
Você está demitido!
Chuck Norris sobre Deus
Você está...
Alguém que não conseguiu completar a frase sobre Roundhouse kick
[editar] Origem
Bom, há 465413542187123161681684 milhões de anos atrás, aconteceu o Big Bang Roundhouse kick, que matou tudo que não existia (?), e gerou tudo que existe (Oo).
Sim, é realmente complicado de entender, mas enfim, O fenomeno do Roundhouse kick foi a explosão mór que gerou o universo... tá, mas ai você se pergunta, "cade o bug?". Calma, já chego lá.
Após alguns trilhões de anos, as estrelas, os planetas e a vida começaram a surgir. É claro que a vida ainda era microscópica e então... ai está o primeiro bug! o seres unicelulares n00bs, foram criando bugs internos e com isso regrediram evoluiram para a merda que somos hoje.
Mas tem gente que não acredita nessas coisas. A Associação Cristã de Moços e seus seguidores, acreditam que Deus Dercy Gonçalves criou Adão e Eva e etc. A partir dessa versão, a origem do Bug é quando Deus Dercy dá livre arbitrio para Deus, que dá livre arbitrio para os humanos, que usam-o para fazer merda! Inclusive esta página, que convenhamos, é uma merda, enfim. Para a Associação Cristã de Moços o bug é o livre arbitrio dado aos homens (e as mulheres também). Ainda temos a visão dos nerds, que é basicamente isso:
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Não, não tem nada ai em cima.
Sim, você é um nerd, que ficou procurando se tinha alguma coisa.
[editar] Que isso?
Bug trata-se de um erro que algum programador burro cometeu durante a programação programática de programa programista programatório do sistema sistemista sistemático de... enfim, é quando esse imbecil faz merda!
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